Musings #30: One Liner Wednesday – Out of the Mouth of Babes
(One morning over breakfast.) Four-Year-Old: “Mom, when you die I’ll miss you.” Mom: “Uh…thanks?” Enjoy More One-Liners for December 2nd at LindGHill.
Musings #29: One Liner Wednesday – Living
“Turkey is the path to the bloated side. Gluttony leads to bloating. Bloating leads to gas. Gas leads to suffering.” Enjoy More One-Liners for November 25th at LindGHill.
Musings #20: One Liner Wednesday – Keeping It Simple
“I’m not saying you deserve to be kicked in the nuts, but maybe you shouldn’t display your package in spandex.” A response to the statement, “No one deserves to be … Continue reading
Musings #18: One Liner Wednesday – End of Story
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster. Enjoy More One-Liners for April 15th at LindGHill.
Musings #17: One Liner Wednesday – The Way A Writer’s Mind Works
I’m a big fan of BC (see the official site here). Wiley’s Dictionary is one of the reasons why! Enjoy More One-Liners for April 1st at LindGHill.
Musings #16: One Liner Wednesday – Getting Old
You know you are getting old when you go to your local fitness center, and have enough years to be the parent of 90% of the gym rats. … Continue reading
Musings #14: One-Liner Wednesday
Mr. Stephen The King, “Your freaky books have been creeping me out and giving me nightmares since 1983. Thank you! Oh, I also my daughter was born on your birth … Continue reading
Musings #13: One-Liner Wednesday
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Musings #11: One-Liner Wednesday
Daughter: *says something clever* Me: “Yes, that’s right! I didn’t know you knew that.” Daughter: “That’s because I’m a jesus!” (Keep in mind that we are atheists and the mis-wording … Continue reading
Picture This Picture That #12: One-Liner Wednesday — It’s Punny
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Picture This Picture That #8: One-Liner Wednesday — It’s Punny
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