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Musings #11: One-Liner Wednesday

small genius

Daughter:  *says something clever*
Me:  “Yes, that’s right!  I didn’t know you knew that.”
Daughter:   “That’s because I’m a jesus!”

(Keep in mind that we are atheists and the mis-wording is even more hilarious.)

 

Enjoy More One-Liners for March 4th at LindGHill.

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6 comments on “Musings #11: One-Liner Wednesday

  1. That is so funny

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  2. jmsabbagh
    March 4, 2015

    Interesting blog,l enjoyed your recent posts.Thank you so much for following my blog.Looking forward to read your new posts.Best regards.

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  3. Ritu
    March 4, 2015

    Love it!! Lol!!

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Daleen
    March 5, 2015

    As a fellow atheist, I was giggling quite loud about this one (oops, woke my son up :o)

    Liked by 1 person

    • Laissez Faire
      March 5, 2015

      It was all I could do not to bust a gut laughing when she said it. I managed to say, “You mean genius.” and she said, “That’s what I said! A jesus!” I guess I should work on my enunciation 🙂

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      • Daleen
        March 6, 2015

        That is just too sweet. The innocence of childhood…how I miss it!

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