Musings #30: One Liner Wednesday – Out of the Mouth of Babes
(One morning over breakfast.) Four-Year-Old: “Mom, when you die I’ll miss you.” Mom: “Uh…thanks?” Enjoy More One-Liners for December 2nd at LindGHill.
Musings #29: One Liner Wednesday – Living
“Turkey is the path to the bloated side. Gluttony leads to bloating. Bloating leads to gas. Gas leads to suffering.” Enjoy More One-Liners for November 25th at LindGHill.
Picture This Picture That #38: Writer’s Truths ( #amwriting )
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Musings #21: How to Build a Gazebo in Three Easy Steps
Step 1: Wait for tax return and employee bonus then draw square on ground. Step 2: Call Reed’s Ferry Sheds to assess site and deliver one screened gazebo by flatbed … Continue reading
Musings #20: One Liner Wednesday – Keeping It Simple
“I’m not saying you deserve to be kicked in the nuts, but maybe you shouldn’t display your package in spandex.” A response to the statement, “No one deserves to be … Continue reading
Musings #18: One Liner Wednesday – End of Story
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster. Enjoy More One-Liners for April 15th at LindGHill.
Musings #17: One Liner Wednesday – The Way A Writer’s Mind Works
I’m a big fan of BC (see the official site here). Wiley’s Dictionary is one of the reasons why! Enjoy More One-Liners for April 1st at LindGHill.
Musings #16: One Liner Wednesday – Getting Old
You know you are getting old when you go to your local fitness center, and have enough years to be the parent of 90% of the gym rats. … Continue reading
Musings #14: One-Liner Wednesday
Mr. Stephen The King, “Your freaky books have been creeping me out and giving me nightmares since 1983. Thank you! Oh, I also my daughter was born on your birth … Continue reading
Musings #13: One-Liner Wednesday
Enjoy More One-Liners for March 11th at LindGHill.
Musings #12: Ten Things No One Tells You About Becoming a Mother
1. You will pick your baby’s nose, ears, and scalp. 2. You will drop crumbs and sauce on your baby’s head as you hold them and eat, and not brush it … Continue reading
Musings #11: One-Liner Wednesday
Daughter: *says something clever* Me: “Yes, that’s right! I didn’t know you knew that.” Daughter: “That’s because I’m a jesus!” (Keep in mind that we are atheists and the mis-wording … Continue reading
Picture This Picture That #12: One-Liner Wednesday — It’s Punny
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Picture This Picture That #8: One-Liner Wednesday — It’s Punny
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