(One morning over breakfast.) Four-Year-Old: “Mom, when you die I’ll miss you.” Mom: “Uh…thanks?” Enjoy More One-Liners for December 2nd at LindGHill.
“Turkey is the path to the bloated side. Gluttony leads to bloating. Bloating leads to gas. Gas leads to suffering.” Enjoy More One-Liners for November 25th at LindGHill.
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I haven’t done a top ten in a while, so here is one people normally do back at the start of summer. It is not as if I have a … Continue reading
Step 1: Wait for tax return and employee bonus then draw square on ground. Step 2: Call Reed’s Ferry Sheds to assess site and deliver one screened gazebo by flatbed … Continue reading
My son’s belated party went off very well with a few mishaps here and there (the cake and I had words), and a few forgotten items (notably the chips, dip, … Continue reading
I have been crafting and fending off children all day. I don’t yet have the projects complete, but I thought a sneak peek might be appreciated. Step 1: Stop … Continue reading
“I’m not saying you deserve to be kicked in the nuts, but maybe you shouldn’t display your package in spandex.” A response to the statement, “No one deserves to be … Continue reading
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and go out, it could spell disaster. Enjoy More One-Liners for April 15th at LindGHill.
I’m a big fan of BC (see the official site here). Wiley’s Dictionary is one of the reasons why! Enjoy More One-Liners for April 1st at LindGHill.
You know you are getting old when you go to your local fitness center, and have enough years to be the parent of 90% of the gym rats. … Continue reading
Among some mom’s in a group I am a member a question came up on whether pranks on April Fool’s Day were mean or all in good fun which was … Continue reading
Mr. Stephen The King, “Your freaky books have been creeping me out and giving me nightmares since 1983. Thank you! Oh, I also my daughter was born on your birth … Continue reading
I needed to take some time to recover from some Mad Craft Flashbacks, but now is the time to get this pony finished! If you haven’t been part of this … Continue reading