Daughter: *says something clever*
Me: “Yes, that’s right! I didn’t know you knew that.”
Daughter: “That’s because I’m a jesus!”
(Keep in mind that we are atheists and the mis-wording is even more hilarious.)
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That is so funny
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Interesting blog,l enjoyed your recent posts.Thank you so much for following my blog.Looking forward to read your new posts.Best regards.
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Love it!! Lol!!
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As a fellow atheist, I was giggling quite loud about this one (oops, woke my son up :o)
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It was all I could do not to bust a gut laughing when she said it. I managed to say, “You mean genius.” and she said, “That’s what I said! A jesus!” I guess I should work on my enunciation 🙂
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That is just too sweet. The innocence of childhood…how I miss it!
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